The Other Half was bitten by a dog while out for a peaceful walk in the countryside and the PC was incapacitated by a virus pretending to be the police looking for €100 to be sent to a bank account in Russia.
Top tip: don't turn off your anti-virus software for even a millisecond, no matter how annoying the update-caused chugging of your CPU. It's not clever.
Computer viruses are no fun, and any solution you will see online will be a load of shite. You'll only end up taking it to the computer guy in the end, after a whole evening of farting around following forum blind alleys.
This one was picked up from a dodgy video streaming site - I saw it happen.
When I say "dodgy", I mean "dodgy" insofar as it wasn't a video streaming site showing Hollywood blockbusters for freepence, it was a bogus site. Not "dodgy" as in the type of site a certain kind of priest might visit.
And now that we're conveniently onto matters religious...
You will recall that Mother Teresa - friend of murdering chemical companies and assorted dictators, and accordingly beatified by the last Pope - passed on into the hereafter some years ago?You might, therefore, be surprised to learn that she recently moved one shuffling step closer to sainthood by appearing in the white of a fried egg a reader was preparing.
If you look to the right of the pic (left) you will plainly see the Wrinkled One gazing serenely outwards. You can even make out the pattern of that famous tea towel worn humbly above her visage on the detail pic (right).
Bless yourself and genuflect, for it is surely the final sainthood-clinching miracle. The decider for the boys (for they are boys) in the Vatican.Gombeen Nation is proud to have been chosen to spread this wonderful news... a sign that things are looking up after recent travails and torments.
And another world exclusive.
They will be bulling at The Irish Catholic.
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